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Car Bumper

For the cat parent whose whole personality is October. Cozy on the inside, terrifying on the outside.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 1,847 verified reviews
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These sold out weeks before Halloween last year — every horror-cat account was posting them.

  • Pillow-sized wall panel — approximately 22 cm
  • Hand-painted finish with sculpted grille detail
  • Wall-mount ready — keyhole slots on the back
  • No wiring, no electronics — decorative only
  • 4 finishes: Silver Sport, Blackout SUV, Emerald Coupe, Blue Sedan
Car: Audi Gray
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For the garage that deserves better walls

The wall piece that stops the room

Not a poster, not a model car, not a license plate. An actual sculpted front-end mounted on the wall. Nothing else looks like this.

The gift for the car person

For the friend who saves every supercar clip. For the dad who's been talking about the same car for 15 years. This is the birthday gift.

Garage, office, mancave

Looks right above a workbench. Looks right behind a desk. Looks right in the room that's already got too many car posters. This replaces all of them.

Real garages, real walls

Verified reviews from car enthusiasts
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Based on 1,847 reviews
5 stars91%
4 stars6%
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Chris M. Verified
★★★★★
My garage finally has a centerpiece.

"Got the Silver Sport. Mounted it above my tool bench. Every friend that walks in stops and stares at it. Mission accomplished."

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Priya S. Verified
★★★★★
Better than I expected.

"Was skeptical about the detail at this size. Nope — grille lines are clean, paint is solid, looks way better than the photos."

1 week ago
Danny R. Verified
★★★★★
Got the Blackout for the office.

"Put it behind my desk on the home office wall. Everyone on Zoom asks about it. Conversation starter every single call."

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Sam L. Verified
★★★★★
Keyhole mount makes it easy.

"Two screws in the wall, hung it up, done. Took less time than hanging a mirror. Weighs nothing."

1 week ago
Marcus V. Verified
★★★★★
Bought all four.

"Started with the Emerald Coupe. Now I have all four across the garage wall. No regrets. The set together is insane."

4 days ago
Alex T. Verified
★★★★★
Replaced every car poster I had.

"Had a wall of car posters for years. Took them all down and put up just this one panel. Instant upgrade."

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The garage

Your wall just got a whole lot more interesting.

Not a poster. Not a model car. Not a license plate. An actual sculpted front-end, mounted on the wall. Nothing else looks like this.

01 — The centerpiece

The wall piece that stops the room

Mounted above the workbench, behind the desk, or in the mancave. Every guest has to say something about it.

02 — Collect all four

One front-end or the whole lineup

Start with your dream car. Then fill the wall. Four finishes, four silhouettes, one very good wall.

03 — Zero maintenance

No wiring, no batteries, no upkeep

Hang it. Forget about it. No plugs, no LEDs to burn out, no dust magnets. Pure sculpture.

Questions we get a lot

How big is it?
Approximately 22cm
Does it light up?
No. This is a purely decorative wall panel — no wiring, no LEDs, no batteries. The headlamp detail is sculpted but not functional.
How does it mount?
Keyhole slots on the back. Two screws in the wall (included), hang it, done. Takes less time than hanging a picture frame.
Which finishes are available?
Four finishes: Silver Sport, Blackout SUV, Emerald Coupe, and Blue Sedan. Each one is hand-painted with sculpted grille detail.
What if it arrives damaged?
Send us a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it or refund your order — no questions.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — worldwide with tracked delivery. Delivery times vary by country but you'll get tracking as soon as it ships.
Car Bumper
Car Bumper
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